Greeting Scoot,

It seems that your girlfriend is considering dumping you for another women. Alas, it also seems your only way to save the relationship is to turn the situation around on her. Yes, you know what that means. You must set up a make out session with another man and make sure she walks in on it. This might seem strange at first, but I assure you, making out with a man is the only way.

Well advisingly,
Bright