[tdarko]

i am never a table coach but i was so sick yesterday from [censored] after [censored] after [censored] after [censored] that i was just downright mean.

there was a girl with a picture as her avatar on poker stars and she was ugly as [censored] and wore a ton of makeup...

me: hey, what kind of make-up do you wear?
some dumb c*nt: why?
me: b/c i want to invest in their stock
some dumb c*nt: huh?
me: you wear so much f*cking makeup i need to invest in that brand, the stock is sure to go through the roof.

i also told a guy when our cards were all-in preflop (my AA vs. his 6/9o) that if he won it was b/c he was fat.

i was having a bad day.