[asofel]

that is true...although I like the Ali G version...

If ya wants ta three-up, try an' git uh fit mort, not some old minger wiff uh face like uh slapped arse an' an arse dat needs apple catchers ta keep it respectable or an Aunt Mary like uh welly-top.

And make sure you not going apache, even if dey iz on da Benny Hill, ya don' wants ta git galloping knob-rot.

Always be fair, an' let da 2 floozies chew da cud on yo' goolies (one each), an' afta plating dem, yo' knackers should be fermenting da fishy porridge nicely. If you lucky they'll do uh turn an' save ya some Ted Rogers, an' 'bfoe ya know it, you'll be up ta yer bizzawz in guts. If you feeling playful, gots uh sniff at da bacon strips youself too.

Now, it'snever fair ta ladle da baby gravy out ta just one, cos da other will git mardy, so once ya git ta da vinegar strokes, tyme ta play da banjo instead, an' empty da milk churns on they boats or oomlaters. Mind they barnets tho - deez iz birds - manners!


Got dat? all ye damn hood ratz..