The most beyond-a-doubt most disturbing thing ever was when my friend (3 years my senior, me being about 9) stole some Playboys from his dad's room. We get all my friends together, and retreat to our clubhouse to look at them (what the hell is THAT? Why does she have THAT down there?).

This makes me cringe to this day: my friend, Robbie, who lived up the street, says "Hey, my dad has some of that, too!"

He returned less than 3 minutes later with CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. We're talking kids that were my age at the time doing unspeakable things to each other. It really didn't hit me until they had moved away a few years later how wrong and sick that was.

It still makes a chill run up my spine to think about that day in between the pine trees. My friend's dad was a full-blown pedophile. I still feel like puking when I think about his daughters and what they probably went through in their childhood.

As far as sickest thing on the internet? Goatse and Tubgirl are pretty tame. I saw a girl get a jar full of frogs shoved one by one into her vagina. The scary thing was, she loved it. Jesus.