[Felix_Nietsche]

The Proper Etiquette of Addressing a Poo-Bah


Now that I have achieved the exalted rank of “Pooh-Bah” I believe it is time that some of you lesser posters start demonstrating the courtesy that should be shown to one of my stature. In the past, many of you have been overly familiar to me by calling me “felix”. Since you are probably ignorant of the etiquette that someone of rank deserves I have decided to educate you in the proper way to address me.

Don’ts
Don’t call me JUST “felix”. This would be like calling Prince Charles “Chuck” or the Queen of England “Liz”.

Acceptable
If you are a liberal (aka commie, aka socialist, aka labor party, aka an appeaser to terrorists), the proper way to address me is “Mister Grand Pooh-Bah Felix Nietsche”. MAKE SURE you spell out “Mister”.

If you are a moderate (aka I’m afraid to be known as a liberal or I don’t understand the nuances between conservatives and liberals so I’ll call myself a ‘moderate’), the proper was to address me is “Mr. Grand Pooh-Bah Felix Nietsche”. Since you have the sense to be ashamed as being called a “liberal;” you have the privilege of abbreviating “Mister”.

If you are a “John Cain Republican” then the proper way to address me is “Mr. Grand Pooh-Bah Felix”. Although I have little respect for John Cain, since you are a republican, there is hope you may evolve.

If you are a libertarian who votes libertarian then the proper way to address me is “Grand Pooh-Bah Felix”. Although I admire you for voting your convictions you are wasting your votes. Better to vote for the lesser of two evils (the Republicans) and try to change the GOP from the inside out.

If you are a republican who is selectively conservative on some issues and for government intervention on other issues (aka a typical Tory) please refer to the libertarian section on the proper way to address me.

If you a republican that enjoys listening to Rush Limbaugh, has a strong libertarian streak, believes that “gunboat diplomacy” works, and enjoys smoking killer weed, you may refer to me as “Pooh-Bah Felix”.

Other than addressing me by my proper title, please don’t feel intimidated of me. I’m still the same lovable, intelligent, dashingly handsome, and insightful poster that I was before I became a “Pooh-Bah”. So even though I’m now a Pooh-Bah, please try to act “normal” around me and not act ‘star-struck’ or fawn all over me.

For 2+2 ladies that wish to be a “Pooh-Bah Felix” Groupie, I am taking applications. Please keep in mid that my standards are very high and the MINIMUM qualifications are (1) You must be a Victoria Secrets Model or Playboy Centerfold and (2) Have an advance degree in a REAL FIELD such as a PhD in Rocket Science or a PhD in Quantum Physics. The advance degree requirement in a REAL FIELD will be STRICTLY ENFORCED. Obviously degrees such as a ‘Doctorate of Education’ or a ‘Doctorate in Jurisprudence’ (lawyer) don’t meet the requirement of being a REAL DEGREE. J

That is all……

Start music from the song, “If I were a Rich Man” (from Fiddler on the Roof).
If I were a “Pooh-Bah” <Singing>
Yidda didda didda didda didda didda, dum!
All day long I Yidda didda didda, dum, If I were a Pooh-Bah MAN!..........
LaLaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLaLa (I can’t remember the rest of the lyrics L).