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Three surgeons are shooting the bull. The first one says,"I had a patient who plays the piano. He had an accident with his lawn mower and cut off all ten fingers. I reattached them and he played a command performance for the Queen of England last week."

The second surgeon said. "I had a patient who was a track and field star. He was in a car accident and had both of his legs crushed, with multiple fractures in all of the bones. I repaired his legs and he just qualified for the Olympics in the 100 meter dash".

The third surgeon says, "You guys are amateurs. I had a patient who rode his horse head on into a train going 80 miles per hour. All that was left was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States."