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Old 02-13-2003, 12:32 AM
HDPM HDPM is offline
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Default Re: Kingdom of Fear Bomb Shelter: REQUIRED ITEMS?

No, the entertainment must be live, not inflatable. Don't tell me you have forgotten the strategy implications of the mine-shaft gap? The earth must be re-populated by very attractive nubile things mating with fat old white guys who can afford space in a mine shaft.

Other items of course include, but are not limited to:

a) .45 pistol
b) Prophylactics
c) Miniature English-Russian dictionary and Bible
d) Nylons
e) Cash and gold adjusted for inflation.

In other words, whatever you'd bring to Las Vegas for a really good weekend.

Don't laugh, some of these items were listed as essential survival gear in a semi-official survival kit list for Y2K crap in a political subdivision of the State of Idaho. Really.
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