[Wintermute]

Maybe I should switch over to NLHE permanently, because if idiots like Emptyshell are going to shove on an underfull, I can't lose:

$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, October 28, 04:01:13 EDT 2005
Total number of players : 3
Seat 5: Wintermute ( $254.15 )
Seat 6: Emptyshell ( $257.33 )
Seat 3: some sucker ( $102 )
some sucker posts small blind [$0.50].
Wintermute posts big blind [$1].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Wintermute [ 6c 6d ] <--see you at the river, motherfker says Wintermute to himself

Emptyshell raises [$5].
some sucker folds.
Wintermute calls [$4].

** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 8s, 3d ]

Wintermute cleverly checks.
Emptyshell gets greedy, checks.

** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]

Wintermute knows that Empty just filled up, but doesn't realize he's actually drawing dead since the deck's putting a 6 out there on the river, so goes fishing and bets [$3].
Emptyshell takes the bait, calls [$3].

** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]

Wintermute cleverly checks.
Emptyshell is a fool, and so shoves all-In.
Wintermute chuckles, pauses for effect, and is all-In.
Wintermute shows [ 6c, 6d ] a full house, Sixes full of threes.
Emptyshell shows [ 3c, Qs ] a full house, Threes full of queens.
Emptyshell wins $3.18 from side pot #1 with a full house, Threes full of queens.
Wintermute wins $507.80 from the main pot with a full house, Sixes full of threes.