Re: Older Women
My last gf was an older woman (23-34) who was pretty terrible in the sack. small sample size I guess. she was also really really boring.
She was telling me a story one day, something really boring about her in a grocery store when she was a little kid and mentioned something like "and of course this was before they had bar codes", and I was like, wow, you're old. And you're terrible in the sack. So I said listen lady it's the 21st century, bar codes are as standard as BJ's so get to work or I'm out of here. The only time she ever gave me head is the first time I broke up with her and she was trying to talk me out of it. So I'm sort of a dick too.
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