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What I like is when that seat stays empty for two hours, and then, when a new player finally approaches it, some nit pipes up, "I WANT THAT SEAT!"

Or better yet, when they act like they own the seat: "Don't sit down, son. I'm moving there once the button passes."

If I'm the new player, I take great pleasure in saying something like, "Look, you can have this seat, or the one you're in right now. But I'm not going to stand here for five more hands, so make up your mind."

Then they act grumpy, as if THEY were the one who was inconvenienced.