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Old 08-18-2005, 05:52 PM
Matt Williams Matt Williams is offline
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Default Re: post a joke

Little Johnny is in English Class.
The teacher says "Can anyone here use the word indefinately in a sentence?"
Little Suzie raises her hand and the teacher calls on her. Little Suzie says "My family vacation was put on hold indefinately when my dad lost his job at the factory."
The teacher tells her that she is sorry to hear about her dad but that the sentence was very good.
At this point little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.
Little Johnny says "When I heard my balls slapping against Suzies' ass; I knew that I was in, definately!"
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