[sumdumguy]

You can convince me if you can come up with a "real" job where a poker player is better qualified. With these guidelines:

1. Name a company, organization, or profession
2. Name a job opening (title)
3. Provide a job description
4. List minimum education (degree/certification)

Describe our candidate poker player's age, employment and education history as follows:
1. Current Age
2. Age completed degree/certification
3. Past work experience
4. Number of most recent years playing full time poker
5. Explain how he is best applicant for position in 2 SHORT paragraphs maximum

For example,
Age: 30
Education: completed BA economics at Age 22
Work Experience: 1 year gas station attendant, 6 months babysitting.
Poker: Spent last 10 years playing poker.
Description: I am best applicant for job because...

I am conceding you the benefit of choosing the company, organization, or profession, job title, and of use of your best personally tailored candidate to apply for said job. Now, convince me!