Re: oh what a tangled web we weave when we first attempt to deceive
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From one True Beliver to a fellow traveller,
keys to a successful witch hunt:
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1. They're all witches!
No matter what they say, do, or prove, which witch is which?
ALL OF EM!
2. Anyone who denies being a witch proves herself a witch!
3. Anything one witch says reflects on all witches!\
...and remember, they're all witches!
It's a vast conspiracy!
4. Anyone whos corn patch and butter churn are larger than yours is clearly a witch!
5. The Righteous need no proof!
Righteousness is it's own testament!
6. Innuendo and assumptions are the sword of the Righteous!
Soldier on, noble internet crusader!
Never have I seen a soul so convinced of his own righteousness!
Don't let the infidels pierce your veil with satanic tools like logic, common sense, or the proof you asked for!
Hallejulia!
Amen!
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Man, that's great stuff.
I was actually laughing out loud. Very well stated.
Damn witches.
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