[Terry]

Are you suggesting that twitchy fingered 8-tabling 500 hands per hour college students who can’t win without rebates and who would never have the patience to sit at a live 30 hands per hour table anyway (didn’t it used to be said that patience was the biggest part of poker?) who have never played any hand except big pairs and AKs aren’t “real” professional poker players?

Goons, kooks and psychotics ... tsk tsk. They’re all just seat-plugs to me, disrupting the normal flow of money around the poker table until someone yanks their chain.