Today I was standing outside Wal-Mart finishing my cigarette (yes I am smoking again [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]) and minding my peace, when a old man comes out wearing these....
....and says loudly to me, "Didn't you mother ever tell you smoking will kill you?"
Well now we have christmas shoppers and even the Jesus' Red Army Bellringer's attention waiting for my response to the Wrinkle of Wisdom.
To which I replied also loadly "Yeah, and she also told me that masturbating will make me go blind!"
Old people think they can impart there old age wisdom on whoever the hell they come across. Just because they are old does not make them some pillar of wisdom yet they feel they have a need to share. Why is that?
Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]