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If a tournament was set up like professional wrestling (IE. when they announce your name, your theme song comes on and you come out to the applause (or jeers) of the crowd), what would your theme song be?

Mine: "Thieves" by Ministry

If anyone is familiar with the song, you can see how that'd be a great theme song for poker. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Thieves, thieves and liars, murderers
Hypocrites and bastards [in laughter]

Hey! thanks for nothing!
Morals in the dust
Two-faced bastards and syncophants
No trust

Thieves! liars!
Inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
My side, your side, their side, we don’t know
Which side are they? which side are they?
Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
Which side are they? which side are they?
Which side of the grass is greener?
Inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
My side, your side, their side, we don’t know

You’re like a great big f_cking gun,
Just waiting to get squeezed!

Breathe, forfeit erection!
Toxical injection
Geriatric f_uck-fest
We still believe in lies