View Single Post
  #6  
Old 12-02-2005, 11:37 PM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 9
Default Re: Fun drinking songs

horus (everyone):

I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago. I don't work there any more.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a chicken
Everyone: A chicken from the store...
Individual: A chicken she wanted; my cock she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for some cheddar
Everyone: Some cheddar from the store.
Individual: Some cheddar she wanted; blue vein (?) she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for some dentures.
Everyone: Some dentures from the store.
Individual: Lowers she wanted; up her I got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a camel.
Everyone: A camel from the store.
Individual: A camel she wanted; a hump she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a carpet.
Everyone: A carpet from the store.
Individual: A carpet she wanted; laid she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a flag.
Everyone: A flag from the store.
Individual: A flag she wanted; my pole she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a hammer...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a piano...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A piano she wanted, my organ she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a screendoor...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A screendoor she wanted, her backdoor I got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a washer...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A washer she wanted, screwed she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Etc. Etc. Etc.
Reply With Quote