[stigmata]

So I get AA UTG....

Shorth handed 10/20. I reverse iso-raise OOP, and the fish on my left cold-calls, exactly how I planned it. I have been using my patended reverse iso-raise against him all night long. You see, I'm that good that position doesn't matter anymore.

Flop comes A83 rainbow. I have a TOP [censored] SET baby, and I hope you are beggining to understand how truly awesome I am.

I bet, and the Mr. Fishy-Pooh raises.
W. T. F?
Rewind.
Mr Fishy-Pooh Raises?

Wow, he actually has top pair with a great kicker. This is the first time he has ever raised in his life, ever. I call.

Turn comes Q, and I check raise his ass. I'm teaching this chump a lesson, alright.

River comes K, and I bet. He raises his AK, but he doesn't realise his AK is no frigging good. I cap that [censored], and teach that fish a few more lessons.

And then he turns over JTo and my head explodes with a horrid mixture of confusion and disgust.