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So is Axl Rose and many other musicians, and they all get staggering amounts of tail. The kind of tail where you walk into a bar, point to a girl, point to the rest room, and in less than a minute you're banging a girl you've never met in your life in the public toilet.

I just saw Auto Focus, a great movie about Bob Crane, the lead in Hogan's Heroes, and his sex obsession. Even faded celebrity can lead to tons of women being willing to break every rule to bang you.