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Old 10-30-2005, 07:28 PM
Hamish McBagpipe Hamish McBagpipe is offline
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Default Re: Worst Invention Ever



The invention of the toilet has been linked to the rise of a number of colon and pelvic diseases which have exploded since the end of the nineteenth century. This was about the time that the modern porcelain throne became widely used in the western world, spreading from its invention in England. Colon cancer, bowel disease, and prostate and uterine disorders have also been connected to the use of the toilet. Sitting on the toilet produces strain and damage to the pelvis and results in damage to the nerves around the uterus and prostate. The damage results in these organs being susceptable to disease. As well, the modern toilet results in a posture which produces incomplete evacuation. Thus, the polluted colon is prone to cancer, diverticulosis, appendicitis, colitis and irritable bowel syndrome.

Other cultures that continued to use the natural squatting posture to crap did not develop these ailments. A high fiber diet is beginning to be discounted as a preventative measure. The squat will make a comeback. There is growing evidence that this plague of ailments is simply due to the invention of the modern shitter. You will soon have to take lessons from your one year old infant on how to poop properly rather than the other way around. The squat is the natural way humans defecate. The modern commode is just a fad that needs to be eradicated. Worst invention ever.
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