[Evan]

I got a text message a little while ago from JBB saying, "Call me stat." Jbb has a wide range of what consititutes such a message, he could be in jail or have found a new flavor potato chip.

Due to what I think is a Verizon problem it takes me a while to get a hold of him. I finally do and the story unfolds. Here's an abridged version:

-JBB goes out with some friends
-He drinks way too much
-His friends are leaving the bar to go to a club but JBB can't keep up because he has to go puke
-He runs around the corner and finds a nice alley with dumpsters, seems like the perfect solution
-He pukes and feels immediately better
-...until the ground starts to move

Our resident B&M mod, JBB, puked on a homeless person tonight. Like many of us would feel in that situation, he didn't know what to do, so he pretended he didn't see the guy and walked away. Not only did he walk away, but he called me to share his tales.

Anyone ever done anything similarly awful?