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I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling [censored]
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I [censored] Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid [censored] [censored]
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The [censored] Out Of You
Hebosaurus
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You [censored] Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're [censored] Gay
Obviously Adopted
Walker, Texas Corpse
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick