My 8 Step Plan To Winning the War on Terror
1. Convert the Entire USA to Shi'ite Muslims.
2. Issue a Fatwa that all Arab Sunnis (except Kurds) are heretics and should be killed as infidels.
3. Kill them
4. Convert the Entire USA to Sunni Muslims.
5. Issue a Fatwa that all Arab Shi'ites are heretics and should be killed as infidels.
6. Kill them.
7. Convert back to our previous faiths.
8. Drink a beer to celebrate a job well done.
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