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I can't believe the reactions of winners of $1 million + at WPT/WSOP events. They shake hands, thrust their arms in the air, maybe grab someone in the audience for a minute. How controlled and laid-back.

Now if I won $1 million + at a WPT/WSOP event:

1. I would jump up and down for 3 minutes.
2. Run into the audience and give Shana a big wet kiss.
3. High-five everyone in the audience.
4. "Drinks for everybody, even you Vince".
5. Run back into the audience and give Shana another big wet kiss.