Re: If not \"Two Beers, Officer\", then what?
Having been there (and being told by a cop relative to be honest), I think the best route is to lie completely and say you haven't had a drink. You can even add in some that you were DD and already dropped people off at home and were headed home yourself if asked where you are coming from. This could easily explain to the cop the reason he might smell "bar" on you.
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