Poor lil joeybitch-boy,


A low-limit poker legend in your own mind, an anal-fantasy-driven puddle in your own hand.

Pick up the phone (assuming you have one), dial your local fantasy-escort agency and ask the operator to "Send me the beef!" I don't know if this will "fill" the bill, as you seem to have this "Big Angry Broke Man Doing Me" fantasy going. Also those hands you brag about going all in on (2 3 s) probably dictates that you can't afford to pay for it.

Post your address...I may deign to send a donation towards your first "real" piece of ass.

I'll wager you'll be a soft cuddly lil kitten afterwards..purring and all.