I don't know if this is the right forum or not, but I don't care. There was a thread like this last year. So I thought I'd fire another one up this year. Here is my pick for what not to get a poker player for Christmas.
http://www.5stardeal.com/expand.asp?pid=12225
Which is second to the mini table that you can use to shuffle chips while you play online. I couldn't find a like to that one though.