[eric5148]

In my experience, it's the worst at UB. I play 3/6 and 5/10 there, and there's at least one begger avery day.

I usually just tell them to lick my sack or whatever. But sometimes, I really fvck with them. For example:

Begger: Hi, can someone send me a dollar?

Me: Why should I give you a dollar?

Begger: Well, I had to cashout because of a family emergency.

Me: WTF?! Your family is in crisis and you're playing poker on the internet? You fvcking ungrateful bastard! I hope you rot in hell.

Begger: No, idiot, I just had to cashout to pay for a surgery for my wife. But she's fine now.

Me: Is your wife hot?

Begger: Yes, very.

Me: I'm gonna need pics.

Begger: Fvck you pervert.

Me: Oooooh, sorry, no money for you.

Example #2:

Begger: Hi, can someone stake me for just $1?

Me: Why?

Begger: I'm a winning player, and I just need $1 to play .01/.02 NL. I had to cashout because the wife got in a car accident, and we had to buy a new car.

Me: Ironically enough, I staked your wife for $1 last night.