Alright, I'll add yet the little bit more of a complication:

The A-10 diamonds refused to chop it because he has the best hand and a course of action was suggested that we shuffle the whole deck and burn and river a fresh card, if it is a diamond the diamonds wins, otherwise they chop. Now note I said $70 pot and the guy bet $50... after that was proposed the other guy CALLED? If you ask me he too deserves to be kicked in the nuts for risking $50 to lose his what? $15 investment into this tiny pot?

Note, I did kick the dealer in the nuts. Once at the table, once when he pushed off the game, and again when he went home. Oh, and he asked "Wow, I am so embarrassed, please don't tell anyone I did that" HAHAHAHAHA!