[Lanzalot]

Not easy, Rock. If you've been to town lately you know that the outlet stores on Michigan and Trop's Quarters are welcome additions, but besides that there isn't much else in town. If your wife is into rap CDs, bootlegged videos, massages with back-loaded payoffs and crack, you are in luck, however. Assuming for argument's sake that she isn't, the closest mall is The Shore Mall in Cardiff. Xpressway to Parkway exit 7s(outh). On Pway, 20 seconds, take first exit on right, follow signs making one big left hand turn around diner, McD's, shopping area with a Pathmark, etc. Mall on right. Better mall is the Hamilton Mall, Xpressway exit 12, b/c the Shore Mall is what Chris Rock would call "the mall that white people used to go to." Hamilton is surrounded by other shopping areas-Consumer Square at Hamilton Commons, other one down 322/40 east (heading back into AC). Oh, just thought of this, Smithville Shoppes, quaint collection of Mom-and-Pops surrounding a small lake. Go out of town on 30/White Horse Pike, make right at first light on mainland (Hi-point Pub, Black Cat bar)and follow that road (NY Ave?, turns into Rt. 9)for 4-5 miles until you see signs, can't miss them. Hope this helps.