Look I said it was lame joke ok? Mostly I was just keying on how many posts have something to do with some form of genitalia and how many avatars feature prodigious buttocks. And this image:

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So, no tree, no presents, no family, no turkey dinner... just me and 99,784,022,394,802,938 SNGs.

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Sorry for no link. Here you go http://www.cardplayer.com/cpcollege/...82&m_id=3.

I'd say #1, #3 and #4 are the only ones that actually gave me pause. But #2? My first thought was I could use a lot of that.