[gumpzilla]

I think this hand adequately captures the gumpzilla experience, particularly at 5 am.

PokerStars Game #3478087107: Tournament #17250913, Hold'em Pot Limit - Match Round IV, Level I (80/160) - 2005/12/30 - 05:17:03 (ET)
Table '17250913 8' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gumpzilla (14730 in chips)
Seat 2: Digable (9270 in chips)
Digable: posts small blind 80
gumpzilla: posts big blind 160
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gumpzilla [6s 7c]
Digable said, "i was gonna hit"
Digable: raises 320 to 480
Digable said, "for sure"
gumpzilla: calls 320
*** FLOP *** [5s 2c 9d]
gumpzilla: bets 550
Digable: raises 1050 to 1600
gumpzilla said, "i've had quite the gutshot track record tonight"
gumpzilla: calls 1050
*** TURN *** [5s 2c 9d] [3c]
Digable said, "nice"
gumpzilla: checks
Digable: bets 1600
gumpzilla: raises 7360 to 8960
Digable: calls 5590 and is all-in
Digable said, "ok"
Digable said, "gg"
gumpzilla said, "nice"
*** RIVER *** [5s 2c 9d 3c] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gumpzilla: shows [6s 7c] (a pair of Threes)
Digable: shows [Td Js] (a pair of Threes - Jack kicker)
Digable collected 18540 from pot
Digable said, "wtf"
Digable said, "lol"
Digable said, "too funny"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18540 | Rake 0
Board [5s 2c 9d 3c 3h]
Seat 1: gumpzilla (big blind) showed [6s 7c] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: Digable (button) (small blind) showed [Td Js] and won (18540) with a pair of Threes
gumpzilla said, "i'm underestimating your desire to sleep"