[lighterjobs]

i was playing 1/2 nl the other day while i was waiting on my buddy to get done playing the slots. i never play no limit so i was just screwing around. plus, i was drunk.

i bought in for the minimum ($50) and was down to around $35. some guy brought it in for the standard $10 raise and i pushed the rest of my chips in with 99. the guy was thinking and i said "here, i'll show you, and showed him my 99. he thought for a second and called 98 telling me that hand makes more straights and flushes than any other hand. good times.