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People of every political strip like to accuse others of being in a "war on the family."

I think the "war on religion" that bible thumpers claim is always going on will "go on" for as long as they can make anyone believe it, which in this country should be forever.

I like "war on morons" cuz it rhymes.

And I think it's time we declared war on FYP.