[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I got a massage at the Bellagio when I was there in early March. It was great - poker's not the best thing for the back. The chick looked like the maid Jerry Seinfeld was dating that one time. She could've doubled her rates and I'm sure she'd have as many customers as she'd care to have. Actually, I think there were two of them working the room and they were both pretty busy.