I cannot be flamed. I am wearing my super suit. My e-penis is still large, firm and erect, without use of implanted hydraulics, herbal remedies, or vacuum apparatus.
Funny how sarcasm and wit miss a lot of people when in print.
<insert sarcastic re-flammatory comments here, make sure they include personal attacks, references to other bad posts by the current group of flamers, and make sure to restate how awesome I am in my own self image>