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Old 11-26-2005, 03:00 PM
DrSavage DrSavage is offline
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Default Re: Get rich quick schemes

Here's how they work.

They sell you a get rich quick scheme. You will not get anything for a while. Eventually, they will send you a brochure. This brochure explains how to lose weight fast. You call them and complan that you don't want to get less fat but want to get rich quick. They apologize, waste some more time and send you another brochure. This brochure explains in detail how great it would be to get rich quick, but doesn't really say how to do it. You can order additional information , like instructional video and such, for a few hundred more, but they will send it to you for free if you bring them more customers or some [censored] like that. It goes on and on. In short, you either end up paying them lots more than originally offered for something that won't make you rich quick (obviously), or the time in which you can return the item to get your money back expires because of all the delays in shipping.
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