My fave is when they think they're typing in their notes but broadcast it in chat:

"ScottieK stays in with BS - BIG BLUFFER call him every time"
"Likes to suckout - raise him"
"Doesn't respect raises - maybe checkraise him"
"NOTE: Will not fold"
"Bets second pair - total fish"

"Oops did I just type that?"

Other than that, when I see a brutal beat on Paradise, it's:

Another day in Paradise

ScottieK