Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
Wife goes up to her husband of 20 years....and she says "I want breast implants"
He goes "You don't need implants...here's what you do - every morning, take a wad of toilet paper and rub it between your two breasts..
She goes "I don't get it - how is that gonna make my breasts bigger"
He goes "I don't know how it works, but it sure made your ass bigger."
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Moral of the story - no one's ass is so big they can't wipe.... (I hope)
RB
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