[fyodor]

OP's move re: putting out the video for public consumption was meant to be funny. If someone killed themselves everytime I attempted to do something funny we wouldn't have this overpopulation problem.

If I killed myself everytime I attempted to be funny and failed I would have been dead before 2+2 was invented. I would have been dead before I could solve 2+2.

OP is no way responsible for someone being unable to take a joke. Do I care if anyone knows I beat off? Do you care if anyone knows you do? I would think it was wierder if someone didn't beat off.

I've been known to have sex with someone all night and when they leave I beat off immediately. I thought that was semi-normal.

I have been humiliated on more than one occaison and lived to tell about it. Ok... well I never told about it. But you get the point.