[FeliciaLee]

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The colon lost, though as my wife said,"It was close", she then quickly added, "do you see why?".


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LOL, good one! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I know a family whose members all have this. One of them said that her surgeon offered her the choice of a "new" homemade colon. She was like, "Dude, after all of the problems that I had for 30 years, now you want to make it possible for me to be able to take real dumps again??? No thanks!"

She has one of those inside things (no smell), that she empties.

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Now however I have some real benefits. I don't have to worry about colon cancer, I don't have to eat ColonBlow(tm) brand cereal, and I'm no longer doubled over in pain for days on end unable to function.

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Sounds good! I'm so glad this turned out okay for you!

Felicia [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]