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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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That part cracked me up too. I love those "I probably coulda got her" bits. Especially great when applied to strippers and people whose living depends on giving you that idea -- waitresses, etc.

The drunker I is, the averager I ain't.