Just last night I was playing low limit Party full ring game and I was dealt TT. Several players see the flop in a raised pot and it comes AKQ all clubs. I have no clubs and there are like 4 or 5 opponents so I basically fold to 1 bet. Guy to my left raises, etc. He goes on to win the hand with AK for a flopped 2 pair.

I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.

Him: HUH?

Me: I had TT preflop. Nice suckout jerk.

Him: I flopped two pair jackass! How is that a suckout!?

Me: TT>AK preflop. You got sooo lucky. U a joke of a playa.

Him: LOL R U serious?!

Me; What book does it say it's good to play hands when u dominated by a PP?

Him: What book does it say fold AK preflop!?!?

Me; U a joke.

Him: Read Sklansky

Me: Who is Skalsky? Sounds like a (epithet).

Him: Uhhh someone who knows how to play AK [censored]

Me; Sounds like a cable guy or something. U go get sklansky tell him I wanna play him heads up.

Him: Theory of Poker, SSHE...etc. Heard of em?

Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker.

lol. This went on and on and the whole time he really believed I was PO'd about his AK "sucking out" on my TT at a limit table. lol.

Pretty sure he paid me off later, don't quite remember for sure though.