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As a former supervisor, I have the following insight:

1. People often come into work after trying to come in sick given a little cajoling.

2. People often attempt to call in sick when not really sick.

3. A sick employee can often be productive enough to make the difference between getting [censored] from my boss and not getting [censored] from my boss.

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I fervently hope your house burns down soon.

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Your house caught fire? Wow man, that sucks. I could really use you today though. Are you sure you can't make it in?