One of my favorites...
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90gmclaughlin.phtml
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John McLaughlin: Wrong! The correct answer is 134. 134. Issue number 6: what did you have for breakfast today? Eleanor!
Eleanor Clift: Some cantaloupe.
John McLaughlin: Mortontown, USA!
Morton Kondracke: I had poached eggs and toast.
John McLaughlin: Jack Germondo!
Jack Germonde: Bacon and eggs.
John McLaughlin: Patty Patty Buke Buke!
Pat Buchanan: I'm thinking waffles, maybe a little..
John McLaughlin: Wrong! You all had Special K with banana. Issue number 7: what is issue number 14 going to be? Some say it will deal with economic matter, others believe it will involve Germany. Morteeny-tiny-tabletop!
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