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but this is behemoth, who scores hot chicks....hmmmmmm

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if only women thought this way. hmm, I have an idea for a t-shirt!!

nah, one of the easiest ways to break the ice is with a laugh, because women won't laugh at something they're not interested in, you have their attention. After that, it's up to you.

The other CORNY ASS LINE I've used drunk on occasion was..
god, I dont wanna admit this...

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"Just enough to break the ice."

I didn't think it worked, but it sufficed for the girl to remember me weeks later, which is what effective ice-breaking is all about.

Then of course, I came to OOT, and the behemoth has arisen.
(Um, me... not my penis.)
(My penis' name is Thor the Flesh Hammer)
(Or the BA, because I've been told that its shadow looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.)