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"I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never met you until now..."

Someone's gotta use this for real sometime

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Crimson challenge: do this on a girl and have it work. I'd throw in 20 to see that.