After a dinner show in LV. Men's room is packed. I'm standing there doin' my bidnez. Lot of loud sighing and usual comments and joking from guys with full bladders.

One guy sez, "Damn, that feels better than fu**in'." Couple of guys chuckle.

Men's room attendant pipes in, "Man, either you don't know nothin' 'bout fu**in', or I don't nothin' 'bout pissin'."

Room cracked up. I doubled over. Good thing I'd just finished.

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