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Old 11-15-2005, 02:17 AM
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Default Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule

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So I'm playing at creek nation casino in Tulsa, OK and three guys happen to get up all at the same time to go smoke. The dealer comments that actually they're not supposed to do that, according to the "Third man out" rule. I don't really care, but the table starts joking around asking if there is some penalty or something. Out of nowhere this old guy next to me says

"Maybe they wax your peepee"

I almost spit water out of my mouth. Any other great old-guy one liners or thoughts on this rule?

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Ditto what Photoc says.

A funny old man line that I heard at the Trop:

Old man has been sitting at the table and playing quietly for an hour or so. Loudmouth drunk young guy has been spewing chips, slurred speech, and just about everything else that can possibly be spewed.

Old man gets tired of the young drunk punk's mouth and finally says to him, "I think that we should be on a first name basis. Hello [censored]!"

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I really hate that [censored]. Can you at least give us a first letter clue? Did it end with -hole or -head?
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