Re: I have a butt problem
Cliff Notes
- Metetron woke up one morning and his leg hurt, couldn't walk. He went to the doctor who was an ass-clown and didn't know what was wrong; he did what doctors do best and drugged him up.
- Wheelchairs in Vegas don't get you pussy.
- Physical therapist screwed up diagnosis, too. Eventually, it is decided he has Piriformis Syndrome aka a "butt problem".
- She massages his ass and rubs oil on it while doing an ultrasound. Metetron must return weekly for this treatment and hope that it works.
- Pirirformis syndrome is "very difficult to eliminate" and Metetron is screwed. Don't sit for long periods of time, it's bad for you.
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